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You Had One Job, Neil Armstrong

You Had One Job, Neil Armstrong
right swipe
right swipe
they’ll definitely grow back
they’ll definitely grow back
it takes commitment to be this heinous
it takes commitment to be this heinous
men, do you accept the challenge?
men, do you accept the challenge?
His other son is named kal-el
His other son is named kal-el
spared no expense
spared no expense
he became the clickbait he wanted to read
he became the clickbait he wanted to read
only a karen would consider suing 8 year olds
only a karen would consider suing 8 year olds
death by roomba army
death by roomba army
i know
i know
now your kids can suffer just like you!
now your kids can suffer just like you!
i would die
i would die
this should work on anyone
this should work on anyone
so satisfying
so satisfying
it just wants to have its voice heard
it just wants to have its voice heard
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Join the conversation
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.