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The teacher asked for a 16 line poem, this is what this kid turned in…

The teacher asked for a 16 line poem, this is what this kid turned in...
the boat scene still haunts me
the boat scene still haunts me
mona lisa escaped
mona lisa escaped
unlimited my ass
unlimited my ass
where are your nipples?
where are your nipples?
it’s underwater
it’s underwater
rare self burn
rare self burn
a rigged system
a rigged system
not a nice thing to say about men
not a nice thing to say about men
still frozen
still frozen
i am afraid
i am afraid
best photobomb
best photobomb
not an accident
not an accident
sick days were the best in school
sick days were the best in school
emo idioms
emo idioms
bless this beef
bless this beef
Best+hacker+ever%21
Best hacker ever!
Even+Manson+shufflin%26%238217%3B.
Even Manson shufflin’.
Words.
Words.
It%26%238217%3Bs+super+effective%21
It’s super effective!
Join the conversation
Oh+Wikipedia%2C+how+you+kid%26%238230%3B
Oh Wikipedia, how you kid…
Anyone%3F
Anyone?
Close+enough.
Close enough.
Hate+that.
Hate that.
Rats+vs.+humans.
Rats vs. humans.
Say+hello+to+my+new+girlfriend%21
Say hello to my new girlfriend!
Still+a+better+love+story+than+Twilight.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
What+should+you+drink+for+breakfast%3F
What should you drink for breakfast?