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Me irl
Gravestone of Elija Bond, Inventor of the Ouija Board.
Gravestone of Elija Bond, Inventor of the Ouija Board.
Accept malaria into your hearts…
Accept malaria into your hearts…
Adults lie constantly.
Adults lie constantly.
*confused celebrating*
*confused celebrating*
Samson Self Destruct!
Samson Self Destruct!
Congratulations are in order, I suppose.
Congratulations are in order, I suppose.
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, JoLEEEEENNNE
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, JoLEEEEENNNE
My picnic now…
My picnic now…
Bingo with cows and greenhouse gasses.
Bingo with cows and greenhouse gasses.
He’s tryin’ his best…
He’s tryin’ his best…
Some people don’t even need a wire tap…
Some people don’t even need a wire tap…
I do love a salad…
I do love a salad…
Family can be sweet.
Family can be sweet.
Seems like a tripping hazard…
Seems like a tripping hazard…
Are you not amused?
Are you not amused?
Please+make+it+stop%26%238230%3B
Please make it stop…
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.
Love+will%2C+uhh%2C+find+a+way.
Love will, uhh, find a way.
A+buried+WW2+bomb+exploded+in+a+German+barley+field+this+week.++War+persists.
A buried WW2 bomb exploded in a German barley field this week. War persists.
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Make+it+so%5Bup%5D.
Make it so[up].
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+father+now%21
I can’t believe I’m a father now!
Local+pastor%3A+did+you+know+gay+people+also+have+wallets%3F
Local pastor: did you know gay people also have wallets?
A+noble+death%2C+no+doubt.
A noble death, no doubt.
Anyone+can+drink%26%238230%3B
Anyone can drink…
come+to+me+sweet+child.
come to me sweet child.
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It’s just a prank, bro.
My+body+is+prepared.
My body is prepared.