Stop b*tching

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

oh no is an understatement

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office