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First Star Wars Battlefront screenshot

First Star Wars Battlefront screenshot
My kijje has freckles on his push beans.
My kijje has freckles on his push beans.
You’ll shoot your eye out…
You’ll shoot your eye out…
Can’t wait for Easter dinner at my parents house…
Can’t wait for Easter dinner at my parents house…
I’d like to meet whoever signed off on this.
I’d like to meet whoever signed off on this.
Preheat the tomb to 450 degrees
Preheat the tomb to 450 degrees
The Children’s LEGO Bible is a thing.
The Children’s LEGO Bible is a thing.
Had to kennel the cat. She is not pleased.
Had to kennel the cat. She is not pleased.
They’re evolving…
They’re evolving…
Stalker level: happily married for 43[….] years.
Stalker level: happily married for 43[….] years.
медведь мудр
медведь мудр
If my gym had one of these I’d at least have a membership…
If my gym had one of these I’d at least have a membership…
You were doing it on your own this whole time…
You were doing it on your own this whole time…
Shine bright like a diamond, Albert Lexie.
Shine bright like a diamond, Albert Lexie.
The forbidden pizza roll.
The forbidden pizza roll.
Turning right can be hard to do…
Turning right can be hard to do…
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Join the conversation
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Classy.
Classy.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.