GERMANY

in the real world your dog can call you

witch of the waterfall

the internet us undefeated

they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything

it’s a depresso

refuse to lose

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom

become ungovernable

this bar just earned my patronage with this sign

you know the food at the orgy was good if you remember it

tortoise relocation boom

give me your best conversation stoppers

baby gandalf

she was talking to the dog

audiobook idea