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This is mine, human

This is mine, human
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
The cake was always a lie.
The cake was always a lie.
Urban flamingo art.
Urban flamingo art.
When troublesome bears work from home.
When troublesome bears work from home.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
The quilted shipper picker upper.
The quilted shipper picker upper.
When Walmartians Attack
When Walmartians Attack
Persistence is paramount.
Persistence is paramount.
Let them eat.
Let them eat.
You is strong. You is kind. You is feed me breakfast.
You is strong. You is kind. You is feed me breakfast.
It’s never too late you raise a dog vegan…
It’s never too late you raise a dog vegan…
I would listen to this man preach.
I would listen to this man preach.
Works about a quarter of the time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
It’s just a lil guy.
It’s just a lil guy.
Good+grammar+FTW.
Good grammar FTW.
Dr.+Who.
Dr. Who.
Women.
Women.
According+to+this+book%26%238230%3B
According to this book…
Join the conversation
Chemistry+cat+strikes+again.
Chemistry cat strikes again.
Liberation.
Liberation.
Words.
Words.
Augustus+Gloop%21
Augustus Gloop!
Things+you+want+to+see+at+the+grocery+store.
Things you want to see at the grocery store.
The+internet+shut+off%26%238230%3B
The internet shut off…
Scumbag+orthodontist.
Scumbag orthodontist.
What+if%26%238230%3B
What if…