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Very Sharp Dragon

Very Sharp Dragon
my next motivational poster
my next motivational poster
i want to be mad, but i also want to laugh
i want to be mad, but i also want to laugh
the diet starts tomorrow
the diet starts tomorrow
just one more
just one more
the christmas goose is loose
the christmas goose is loose
why are there books under the sink?
why are there books under the sink?
i bet they’re made of jelly
i bet they’re made of jelly
mr. burns memes to laugh maniacally with
mr. burns memes to laugh maniacally with
well this explains a lot
well this explains a lot
furby comes for us all eventually
furby comes for us all eventually
unfair to the dog, really
unfair to the dog, really
no one said learning new skills was supposed to be easy
no one said learning new skills was supposed to be easy
pivot!
pivot!
my favorite part of christmas, to be honest
my favorite part of christmas, to be honest
it’s a thankless existence, to be sure
it’s a thankless existence, to be sure
An+SD+card+is+no+place+for+a+childhood
An SD card is no place for a childhood
Make+it+simple.
Make it simple.
Nipped+that+in+the+bud.
Nipped that in the bud.
Flight%2C+then+fight.
Flight, then fight.
Join the conversation
All+of+the+other+reindeer%2C+used+to+laugh+and+call+him+names%26%238230%3B+Used+to.
All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names… Used to.
and%2For
and/or
A+grasshopper+got+stuck+in+Van+Gogh%26%238217%3Bs+wet+painting+128+years+ago
A grasshopper got stuck in Van Gogh’s wet painting 128 years ago
Radar%21
Radar!
The+net+is+marble%2C+apparently.
The net is marble, apparently.
There%26%238217%3Bs+an+anime+for+everything%26%238230%3B
There’s an anime for everything…
Squirrels+stashed+50+pounds+of+pine+cones+under+a+car+hood+in+Gaylord%2C+Michigan
Squirrels stashed 50 pounds of pine cones under a car hood in Gaylord, Michigan
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even+argue+with+my+Mum+without+crying
I can’t even argue with my Mum without crying