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Hamster Astronaut Training

Hamster Astronaut Training
the attention to detail is incredible
the attention to detail is incredible
i wasn’t trying to type “duck you”
i wasn’t trying to type “duck you”
New York Times Bestseller
New York Times Bestseller
worth being hated for the free fries
worth being hated for the free fries
well, men, which did you choose? any wildcards out there?
well, men, which did you choose? any wildcards out there?
Who knows the reference?
Who knows the reference?
what about pork?
what about pork?
resistance is futile
resistance is futile
it’s his kitten now
it’s his kitten now
was it worth the wait?
was it worth the wait?
i feel bad for the bananaquit
i feel bad for the bananaquit
he almost got away with it
he almost got away with it
i’d turn on the human race, too
i’d turn on the human race, too
wise words
wise words
always choose the clementine
always choose the clementine
Jesus+would+like+to+save%2A+your+soul.
Jesus would like to save* your soul.
This+week+on+why+were+bad+at+this%26%238230%3B
This week on why were bad at this…
Thanks%2C+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+know+what+comes+next.
Thanks, I don’t know what comes next.
Hey%2C+heyyyy.+I+am+not+a+pet.+%26%238211%3B+bird+probably.
Hey, heyyyy. I am not a pet. – bird probably.
Join the conversation
This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+COBRA+bites.
This is what it’s like when COBRA bites.
It%26%238217%3Bs+from+my+favorite+Harry+Potter+episode.
It’s from my favorite Harry Potter episode.
Looks+up+to+me%2C+babe.
Looks up to me, babe.
Be+careful+with+horse+girls.
Be careful with horse girls.
Flatten+the+curve%21
Flatten the curve!
Be+valuable+unto+thyself.
Be valuable unto thyself.
Have+you+ever%2C+sniffed%2C+the+rain%3F
Have you ever, sniffed, the rain?
Van+had+a+rough+Gogh+of+it.
Van had a rough Gogh of it.