Unrealistic romance standards are impossible to meet while living in the city

Dr. Marijuana Pepsi doing the lorde’s research.

Platypi are cute

It is not your burden yet, sweet child.

Identical, abandoned chateaus in Turkey that were built by a real estate developer who went bankrupt, naturally.

McVest in your future.

Bread is the enemy of life.

War is hell.

I could watch this show.

Flirting with crabs…

Hockey is lit.

The lorde is testing me…

That’s just how you know it’s forever.

This is getting hard to watch…

Someone signed off on this.

Pay up bat boy…