Wow Chinese dad’s jokes are hardcore…

When Canadian Transit wrecks

What being a German feels like right now

Playing air hockey against a robot

For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara

There is no escape

Swiping is poor etiquite.

Advice to live by

Off to class!

Pandas travel well, apparently

This Heineken USB drive has Heineken in it.

How to raise a supervillain.

This is what Tumblr displays when you search for depression. I just finished 2 hours chatting with an expert from the suggested websites and I feel better. Thank you Tumblr.

Dale knows what’s up (or down)

She’s a beaut

It’s like my car somehow knows when it’s a three-paycheck month…