As an American watching Netflix

When your mom makes you emo...

Ho ho ho b*tches

When you're trying for sympathy but you're bad at math...

Maybe he's color blind...

Netherlands has the right idea.

Dewey always makes lemonade out of life’s lemons.

Transparent sea cucumber

Kim Jong and Bill Clinton on an adventure.

Dogfish lead the way.

Disney's animatronic Trump is kind of hot.

All jokes aside, do people really think Trump is Hitler?

Just set it down...

*cries in the corner*

I'd almost forgotten about her.

Big MOOd