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As an American watching Netflix

As an American watching Netflix
the things you realize as an adult
the things you realize as an adult
sorry if your name is kyle
sorry if your name is kyle
have the decency to leave the store first
have the decency to leave the store first
never keep a crow waiting
never keep a crow waiting
from the director of ‘van wilder’
from the director of ‘van wilder’
let’s be friends
let’s be friends
no one deserves to live in poverty
no one deserves to live in poverty
hello, ladies
hello, ladies
this toy line is my favorite
this toy line is my favorite
don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me
don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me
still waiting for national treasure 3
still waiting for national treasure 3
if only there was something they could do
if only there was something they could do
this is accurate
this is accurate
i wonder what he left behind
i wonder what he left behind
but does it stop an octopus from punching a fish?
but does it stop an octopus from punching a fish?
yee+haw
yee haw
what+if+we+were+the+martians+all+along%3F
what if we were the martians all along?
do+you+see+a+dog+or+a+sad+pig%3F
do you see a dog or a sad pig?
it+was+no+god
it was no god
Join the conversation
and+the+answer+is%3F
and the answer is?
i+want+to+touch+the+forbidden+carpet%21
i want to touch the forbidden carpet!
how+much+extra+do+you+get+charged+for+a+themed+ambulance+experience%3F
how much extra do you get charged for a themed ambulance experience?
thicc+cheeks
thicc cheeks
midnight+snack+calories+don%26%238217%3Bt+count
midnight snack calories don’t count
adding+to+my+vernacular
adding to my vernacular
i+think+i+could+at+least+handle+one+goose.+probably+not+more
i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more
what+fish+think+when+you%26%238217%3Bre+fishing
what fish think when you’re fishing