i like to imagine that this dog has just completed a parachute jump and landed on a woman

Beware the tit.

This man sells.

When wearing a face mask for extended periods of time. Sew a button to a headband to keep from destroying your ears. Pass it on.

Grapefruits are called grapefruits because they grow in clusters like grapes…

Amen, then…

United we stand, though.

It’s Britney, bitch.

The Big Bang Theory did it first?

Could you not, Helen?!

Words.

PSA: Not every person has your best interest in mind right now.

The things we put up with for silence.

9/11 only killed 3,000 people, so…

Ashlyn is being a reasonable human right now.

Bubble warfare!