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Actually The Most Respectful Rejection I’ve Ever Read

Actually The Most Respectful Rejection I've Ever Read
fun fact
fun fact
the long con
the long con
they couldn’t be more different
they couldn’t be more different
two sides of the same coin
two sides of the same coin
god bless the usa
god bless the usa
so much for relaxing in hawaii
so much for relaxing in hawaii
but i can’t pet a wolf?
but i can’t pet a wolf?
he would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t skipped English class
he would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t skipped English class
*buys stock in neopets*
*buys stock in neopets*
this hurts my brain
this hurts my brain
it’s a competition
it’s a competition
i never thought about but now i need to know
i never thought about but now i need to know
Goth is not the culture i associate with monster. wtf
Goth is not the culture i associate with monster. wtf
the internet’s greatest resource
the internet’s greatest resource
let him rest
let him rest
Chameleon+bones+are+UV+reactive.
Chameleon bones are UV reactive.
Seaweed+farming.
Seaweed farming.
Murray+does+not+care.
Murray does not care.
Shine+a+ever+lovin%26%238217%3B+light+on+me.%26%238217%3B%C2%A6
Shine a ever lovin’ light on me.’¦
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Spiky+contacts+used+by+morticians+to+keep+the+eyelids+of+the+dead+closed+at+funeral+viewings
Spiky contacts used by morticians to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewings
Look+what+I+can+do.
Look what I can do.
Words+%5Bfor+science%26%238230%3B%5D
Words [for science…]
Don%26%238217%3Bt+worry+everyone%2C+totally+won%26%238217%3Bt+cause+a+public+health+crisis%26%238230%3B.
Don’t worry everyone, totally won’t cause a public health crisis….
I%26%238217%3Bve+seen+this+episode+of+Black+Mirror%26%238230%3B
I’ve seen this episode of Black Mirror…
Apple+fritters+are+my+favorite.
Apple fritters are my favorite.
Remember+remember.
Remember remember.
Everything+breaks.
Everything breaks.