As an Arab, I exploded… With laughter

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

when you really want to let someone know you like them, throw a piano

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

oh no is an understatement

Just one of the obvious differences between video games and real life

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood