I’d never shut up.

I'd never shut up.

Elmo Knew All Along!

Elmo Knew All Along!

I will kill you.

I will kill you.

Making saw dust circa 1962

Making saw dust circa 1962

Mid life crisis

Mid life crisis

Cat protects Darwin’s children.

Cat protects Darwin’s children.

Living off the grid

Living off the grid

Chaotic evil

It’s pronounced *jif*

It’s pronounced *jif*

Delete the Vatican, actually.

Delete the Vatican, actually.

I’m not saying she’s a gold digger…

I’m not saying she’s a gold digger…

Alexa, order more cheese.

Alexa, order more cheese.

Thanks mum!

That was a bold move…

That was a bold move…

The score of Deep Note THX’s audio trademark. created by Dr. James A. Moore.

The score of Deep Note THX’s audio trademark. created by Dr. James A. Moore.

Whack-a-child