Every Time I’m Browsing The Internet

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

Paul Rudd isn’t just a superhero in the movies!

Dog licks woman who screams and other amazing animal memes!

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

The next guest on Maury Povich is… genetics!

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart