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President Obama’s Joke-Filled Speech

President Obama's Joke-Filled Speech
Careful with that sleep budget…
Careful with that sleep budget…
Love, is what brings us together today.
Love, is what brings us together today.
Trash pandas will inherit the earth.
Trash pandas will inherit the earth.
Edward how could you…?
Edward how could you…?
The aliens are ghosting us…
The aliens are ghosting us…
Feed the birds, tuppence a bag…
Feed the birds, tuppence a bag…
Fine Germanic engineering…
Fine Germanic engineering…
Soyuz Capsule was a bit more claustrophobic than Crew Dragon.
Soyuz Capsule was a bit more claustrophobic than Crew Dragon.
*hisses dramatically*
*hisses dramatically*
Scott has very particular needs…
Scott has very particular needs…
I would still watch it.
I would still watch it.
Round and round and round we go…
Round and round and round we go…
Worried about you Roxanne, generally.
Worried about you Roxanne, generally.
praise be to gato.
praise be to gato.
The gato has missed the target…
The gato has missed the target…
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
good+question
good question
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
Join the conversation
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
left+swipe
left swipe
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS