Wait One Second

Wait One Second

now that i have your attention, i quit

now that i have your attention, i quit

handsome boi

good luck paying for anything else this month

good luck paying for anything else this month

wife included

there’s always that one sibling that just can’t help themselves

there’s always that one sibling that just can’t help themselves

he lived over a year without a heart

he lived over a year without a heart

or the best decision ever

or the best decision ever

an oldie but still a goodie

an oldie but still a goodie

life in quarantine

life in quarantine

i would trust dolly parton to save the world

i would trust dolly parton to save the world

can someone just paraphrase it for me?

can someone just paraphrase it for me?

i’d give him all the pets

i’d give him all the pets

I’ve never used this word… until now!

I’ve never used this word… until now!

the world’s most dangerous tree

the world’s most dangerous tree