If You Ever Want A Good Quote

a shame indeed

you can butter my sweet corn

who would win: one blind lawyer or six armed danger goons using nightvision in bright light?

get on, smurfette

uh oh ho oh

10 Weird and Crazy Vending Machines for…Convenience…?

10am is basically 6pm when you think about it

such a pleasing sound tbf

that’s (not) totally wizard

good ol’ late highschool/early college days

prophetic loopholes for writing

the american weakness

skin it to win it

oh great, i didn’t unalive in my sleep

chad english teacher