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Sometimes You Just Have To Stop And Taste The Flowers

Sometimes You Just Have To Stop And Taste The Flowers
I got you some fireworks…
I got you some fireworks…
XYZPDQ.
XYZPDQ.
Poor Sponge Bob.
Poor Sponge Bob.
Now gimme more hay.
Now gimme more hay.
Good idea guys…
Good idea guys…
This is Facebook, not Google…
This is Facebook, not Google…
Perfect order.
Perfect order.
Captain Optimism vs. Pessimistic Man.
Captain Optimism vs. Pessimistic Man.
Good thing I don’t watch TV…
Good thing I don’t watch TV…
Arrested Development vs. Jersey Shore.
Arrested Development vs. Jersey Shore.
Procrastination.
Procrastination.
In a perfect world.
In a perfect world.
Cheer up.
Cheer up.
He needed some exercise.
He needed some exercise.
Popsicle vs. ice cream cone.
Popsicle vs. ice cream cone.
She+still+ate+them%26%238230%3B
She still ate them…
I+was+asked+to+leave%26%238230%3B
I was asked to leave…
Tread+lightly%2C+Mister%21
Tread lightly, Mister!
Mom+of+the+year%2C+circa+1985.
Mom of the year, circa 1985.
Join the conversation
This+man+tends+the+bar.
This man tends the bar.
I%26%238217%3Bm+no+longer+the+idiot%21
I’m no longer the idiot!
You%26%238217%3Bve+all+been+notified.
You’ve all been notified.
The+hops+are+insufficient.
The hops are insufficient.
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+pro+gamer+moves%26%238230%3B.
Now that’s what I call pro gamer moves….
The+Nords+eat+purposefully.
The Nords eat purposefully.
Buy+your+kid+a+soda.
Buy your kid a soda.
If+I%26%238217%3Bm+being+honest+with+myself%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+going+to+happen%26%238230%3B
If I’m being honest with myself, it’s not going to happen…