I can’t complain, but I’m Jewish, so I will

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

oh no is an understatement

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

Dog licks woman who screams and other amazing animal memes!

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

wow, there are more lion statues than there are living lions in the wild. That’s… not good

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

dead batteries free of charge

pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind