When you're using headphones

hide your shoulders or get suspended

this explains so much

just wait until the floor is actually lava, then all the adults will feel like real idiots

daily reasons to drink

how about these gas prices?

Xenomorphs and gargoyles are canon together

no assistance needed

the true test of a jedi master

funeral bouquet

priority putting away costs an arm and a leg

time to show the world how smart i am

bonjour

they’re everywhere!

gonna ride my cow into town for groceries, be back in a bit

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