Feeling Lucky?

The Onion is so perfect sometimes.

The Onion is so perfect sometimes.
A mere flesh wound!
A mere flesh wound!
Anti-cheating methods
Anti-cheating methods
John Stewart is Amazing.
John Stewart is Amazing.
It’s that time of year again.
It’s that time of year again.
Immature Yoda is immature
Immature Yoda is immature
I welcome our virtual overlords.
I welcome our virtual overlords.
Selective hearing
Selective hearing
First rule of Presidents Club…
First rule of Presidents Club…
The ultimate insult creator.
The ultimate insult creator.
Do you want to get shot?
Do you want to get shot?
The Benefits of Being Mormon
The Benefits of Being Mormon
According to National Geographic, this is what the average human will look like in 2050
According to National Geographic, this is what the average human will look like in 2050
Next time your friend hands you his jailbroken iPhone, upload this as his new background and hand it back.
Next time your friend hands you his jailbroken iPhone, upload this as his new background and hand it back.
I got this
I got this
I like to have fun…
I like to have fun…
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
left+swipe
left swipe
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
Join the conversation
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?