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The Onion is so perfect sometimes.

The Onion is so perfect sometimes.
By the power of God…
By the power of God…
Neat!
Neat!
Lost in Space
Lost in Space
Eco-douche
Eco-douche
Al Gore
Al Gore
Your move, Chick-fil-A
Your move, Chick-fil-A
Latvian Potato Jokes.
Latvian Potato Jokes.
Would eat.
Would eat.
Seen.
Seen.
Pleash shtate your bishnesh.
Pleash shtate your bishnesh.
This dog’s life is beyond better than mine.
This dog’s life is beyond better than mine.
Ladybeards.
Ladybeards.
Who needs science?
Who needs science?
Leaving messages for the future.
Leaving messages for the future.
This whole show was on drugs.
This whole show was on drugs.
The+net+is+marble%2C+apparently.
The net is marble, apparently.
and%2For
and/or
Bless+you
Bless you
All+of+the+other+reindeer%2C+used+to+laugh+and+call+him+names%26%238230%3B+Used+to.
All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names… Used to.
Join the conversation
Flight%2C+then+fight.
Flight, then fight.
New+entry+in+the+DSM-IV
New entry in the DSM-IV
Before+his+time
Before his time
Human+-%3E+Dog+-%3E+Horse+-%3E+Flamingo
Human -> Dog -> Horse -> Flamingo
There%26%238217%3Bs+an+anime+for+everything%26%238230%3B
There’s an anime for everything…
The+hero+of+the+season.
The hero of the season.
What+an+eggcelent+problem+to+have
What an eggcelent problem to have
Nipped+that+in+the+bud.
Nipped that in the bud.