Taking things literally is easier

you’ll know it when you see it

if you ever need to distract a guy, just ask him this simple question

luke’s lightsaber was made in new york. So much for “a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away”

a hgtv show where i judge other people’s home and get paid millions of dollars in the process. who wants to greenlight it?

Paul Rudd isn’t just a superhero in the movies!

The next guest on Maury Povich is… genetics!

this radio station wasn’t using pride month as just a cheap marketing ploy

how to get back at a dad who has wronged you

the way she reacts is how you know how long the relationship is going to last

how you know you’ve found the one

how many cups of coffee do you need to get through the day?

sneak peak of the next great children’s book

ice cream coneception

who wants to spend a night with me in a haunted clown motel next to a cemetery for miners?

how to tell a chemist from a plumber. this one took me a second to get