When I'm with a vegetarian friend

When I'm with a vegetarian friend

it’s gone forever

it’s gone forever

try and read this correctly on the first try

try and read this correctly on the first try

can you guess what he’s watching?

can you guess what he’s watching?

what is this math you speak of?

what is this math you speak of?

the ducks are onto you

the ducks are onto you

just wait until he finds out about chili spaghetti

just wait until he finds out about chili spaghetti

we all need to be as positive as bulbasaur

we all need to be as positive as bulbasaur

i just want to go to bed

i just want to go to bed

Anyone got a wig they can spare?

Anyone got a wig they can spare?

negotiate how to get fire, more likely

negotiate how to get fire, more likely

Jeff Bezos is the new dr. evil

Jeff Bezos is the new dr. evil

yasss

Serena Williams to the rescue

Serena Williams to the rescue

in theory, this would work

in theory, this would work

hold your friend

hold your friend