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Michael Bay’s Majestic Pomeranian

Michael Bay's Majestic Pomeranian
Every time I go to see Grandma
Every time I go to see Grandma
I looked my demons in the eyes…
I looked my demons in the eyes…
John Wayne as a child.
John Wayne as a child.
I need to stop objectifying women.
I need to stop objectifying women.
Solar parking shades.
Solar parking shades.
Coke phone.
Coke phone.
Why so lonely, cutie?
Why so lonely, cutie?
Pure fear.
Pure fear.
Brad Pitt lowers his standards.
Brad Pitt lowers his standards.
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
The Simpsons nailed it.
The Simpsons nailed it.
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
My family may be trying to tell me something…
My family may be trying to tell me something…
I’m on drugs?
I’m on drugs?
God, send me a man…
God, send me a man…
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Join the conversation
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…