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Overheard at the restaurant I’m currently at…

Overheard at the restaurant I’m currently at…
All the singles in my area want to meet me!
All the singles in my area want to meet me!
Roses are red…
Roses are red…
Optimist, pessimist, realist, me.
Optimist, pessimist, realist, me.
Why I’m alone.
Why I’m alone.
Almost died in Finding Nemo.
Almost died in Finding Nemo.
Hi, I’m Paula Deen.
Hi, I’m Paula Deen.
Can we sleep on your table?
Can we sleep on your table?
That awkward moment when…
That awkward moment when…
Awesome fingernails are awesome.
Awesome fingernails are awesome.
Victoria’s Secret vs. Dove.
Victoria’s Secret vs. Dove.
Scumbag babies.
Scumbag babies.
Clowns.
Clowns.
Itches love scratches.
Itches love scratches.
The multiverse theory.
The multiverse theory.
Tactical kitten.
Tactical kitten.
Organic%2C+non-GMO+cotton+to+the+rescue%21
Organic, non-GMO cotton to the rescue!
When+in+Rome%3B+don%26%238217%3Bt+blink.
When in Rome; don’t blink.
Somebody%26%238217%3Bs+reality+is+in+danger.
Somebody’s reality is in danger.
Ban+Sustainable+Energy
Ban Sustainable Energy
Join the conversation
tbh+he+looks+happy.
tbh he looks happy.
We+ruined+this+cat
We ruined this cat
3%C3%82%C2%B0+difference+between+Minneapolis+and+Antarctica+%23bringbackglobalwarming
3° difference between Minneapolis and Antarctica #bringbackglobalwarming
Never+forget.
Never forget.
India++does+advanced+rocket+science.
India does advanced rocket science.
In+a+galaxy+far+away%26%238230%3B
In a galaxy far away…
He+will+protec
He will protec
I+caught+this%26%238230%3B
I caught this…