Overheard at the restaurant I’m currently at…

If Iron Man and the Hulk went on a date…

Damnright Mandy. You can get it.

Art History is important

Lauwd il venir

We are here for you.

*not to be combined with any other offer.

Walt Disney is the Snow Man

The endangered Mexican Alligator Lizard

Have aneigh of you seeneigh seahorse before?

The Isolator helmet was used to help the wearer focus by rendering the wearer deaf, limiting their vision, and pumping them full of oxygen.

The cutest friendzone.

Sounds like something God would do.

12th century church carved out from the earth around it – Lalibela, Ethiopia

Mommmmmmmm

Hello Summer. Where are my testicles?