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I’m Just Going To Leave This Here

I'm Just Going To Leave This Here
I hate everyone and everything today…
I hate everyone and everything today…
The reason I bully you…
The reason I bully you…
This clock is slow.
This clock is slow.
I whip your hair back and forth.
I whip your hair back and forth.
Relationship stereotypes.
Relationship stereotypes.
You know you’re getting old when…
You know you’re getting old when…
WWPDD?
WWPDD?
Wait a minute…
Wait a minute…
Switching to Google +.
Switching to Google +.
Frosty the snowtroll.
Frosty the snowtroll.
My people need me.
My people need me.
My hectic schedule…
My hectic schedule…
Maths.
Maths.
Nostalgia.
Nostalgia.
Everyday I’m shuffling…
Everyday I’m shuffling…
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Obviously.
Obviously.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Join the conversation
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…