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My birthday, not yours

My birthday, not yours
when things online finally go right
when things online finally go right
he’s got a lawn to mow
he’s got a lawn to mow
everyone knows alligators love bagels
everyone knows alligators love bagels
then it’s just awkward
then it’s just awkward
back on it
back on it
the red ones are spicy
the red ones are spicy
especially now
especially now
these chills aren’t multiplying
these chills aren’t multiplying
like this?
like this?
don’t worry about it
don’t worry about it
1st date idea
1st date idea
there has to be a limit to what you can do
there has to be a limit to what you can do
santa needs to go green
santa needs to go green
nice
nice
spot the difference
spot the difference
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+cereal+entrepreneur%26%238230%3B
I’m a cereal entrepreneur…
%26%238216%3BShe%26%238217%3Bs+pissin%2C+be+out+in+a+sec.%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Pupperoni+on+duty
‘She’s pissin, be out in a sec.’ – Pupperoni on duty
IKEA+carries+a+globe+of+the+Earth%26%238217%3Bs+surface+in+2045.
IKEA carries a globe of the Earth’s surface in 2045.
Just+a+barn+road+tripping+through+Nebraska.
Just a barn road tripping through Nebraska.
Join the conversation
This+was+completely+unintentional%2C+prove+me+wrong.
This was completely unintentional, prove me wrong.
Unnecessary+censorship+is+3spookers5mua..
Unnecessary censorship is 3spookers5mua..
I+already+pre-ordered+my+tickets.
I already pre-ordered my tickets.
I%26%238217%3Bve+got+blueberries+on+the+mind%26%238230%3B
I’ve got blueberries on the mind…
The+books+on+parenting.
The books on parenting.
AND+MY+VOTE%21
AND MY VOTE!
The+night+is+dark+and+full+of+terrors%26%238230%3B
The night is dark and full of terrors…
Or+maybe+throw+up+a+thumb+and+wish+him+the+best%26%238230%3B
Or maybe throw up a thumb and wish him the best…