Never suffer from anxiety again!

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

This is a brilliant grandpa move

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

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When you gotta go, you gotta go

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

24 then and now

the problem in this predicament is clearly a werewolf

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?