"Hey Tim, go try the lion."

My dogs’ reaction every single time I leave home without them

When your advertising guy is incredibly efficient

The reality is, people are going to offend you.

Aha… errrr. Ok.

I’ve made a huge mistake.

Follow the money

Mark Hamill coping with the loss of Carrie Fisher

Drunk dial your legislator!

On May 9th King Harald V of Norway is giving away ice cream to everyone who shows up for his 80th birthday party at the royal palace in Oslo.

Bionic model Rebekah Marine

May the 4th of the month be ever in your favor.

Apparently cats are clever.

I’m literally crying into my latte.

When you suddenly realize you are not a Siberian husky.

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