Feeling Lucky?

Utmost certainty

Utmost certainty
Tobacco will kill you!
Tobacco will kill you!
Kitties!
Kitties!
If you can read this…
If you can read this…
Genius.
Genius.
How to stay married.
How to stay married.
Would you still watch Twilight if…
Would you still watch Twilight if…
So meta right now.
So meta right now.
Just some numbers.
Just some numbers.
Have you seen my going-out monocle?
Have you seen my going-out monocle?
Look at this dog.
Look at this dog.
Freshly squeezed orange Jews.
Freshly squeezed orange Jews.
Fencing.
Fencing.
Like.
Like.
Attorneys at awwwwwwwww.
Attorneys at awwwwwwwww.
Dueling toilets.
Dueling toilets.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Join the conversation
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…