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God damn news

God damn news
Just waiting for the bus…
Just waiting for the bus…
When I try to read…
When I try to read…
Parenting level 439932.
Parenting level 439932.
Drinking Enthusiast.
Drinking Enthusiast.
Yeah…
Yeah…
I hadz ur cheezburger.
I hadz ur cheezburger.
The drool machine.
The drool machine.
Can I help you sir?
Can I help you sir?
Whenever you correct someone’s grammar.
Whenever you correct someone’s grammar.
Go on without me!
Go on without me!
Minecraft HD.
Minecraft HD.
Scumbag doctors.
Scumbag doctors.
Before my German oral exam…
Before my German oral exam…
This is the internet.
This is the internet.
Cool as a cucumber.
Cool as a cucumber.
Hands.
Hands.
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Join the conversation
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.