Cat sms

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

24 then and now

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

just one?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

When you gotta go, you gotta go

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

This is a brilliant grandpa move