Lesbian aunt is a bad example.

What do I do now, even.

My parents are very conservative Asians.

You know when you’re a kid…

Classic Waterful Ring-Toss elite.

Catch me with a 22 lbs opal colored like a pokeball

When You Hate Your Job But You Can’t Quit Because People Will Make Fun Of You

John Krasinski post-Dunder Mifflin

Why didn’t Jesus think of that?

A few days into Oregon self-service…

Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!

The Oregon Apocalypse

Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.

Resist contemptible people.

Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.

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