Bender, ladies and gentlemen

Hurry, we gonna be late.

Imperial (noun) – a small pointed beard growing below the lower lip.

Grandma is looking out for you…

The back of a lawyer’s business card has good advice

The pizza delivery business model in a nutshell, brother.

Florida gonna Florid

Gotta eat them all!

The right choice is to not use public restrooms…

Got a ticket from the RCMP when I was in Canada…

Superman in the 50s

Jill just trying to do her job

The Tule Tree in Mexico has the girthiest trunk of any tree in the world. It could be anywhere from 1,200 to 6,000 years old.

All day every day.

When you’re the youngest and they’ve finally managed to break you.

Appeal to humanity.