Short girl problems

Short girl problems

Employee of the month multiple times

Employee of the month multiple times

So realistic

they were warned

they were warned

Karen wins again

Karen wins again

obviously yes

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

This is how birds are born

This is how birds are born

My heart… is thawed

My heart… is thawed