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Slim Jims

Slim Jims
the gospel
the gospel
at least he’s honest
at least he’s honest
well worth the struggle
well worth the struggle
i’m sure his height wasn’t the only reason
i’m sure his height wasn’t the only reason
the perfect revenge
the perfect revenge
but the movies make it look so fun!
but the movies make it look so fun!
still sounds like a good deal to me
still sounds like a good deal to me
always find ways to let people know they’re not alone
always find ways to let people know they’re not alone
suck my aura
suck my aura
don’t believe the cat’s lies
don’t believe the cat’s lies
modern problems call for modern solutions
modern problems call for modern solutions
his go to response
his go to response
proof legos are for everyone
proof legos are for everyone
she found a way
she found a way
just let it happen
just let it happen
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*INSERT CLICKBAIT TITLE*
Starbucks%2C+circa+Al-Ula%2C+Saudi+Arabia.
Starbucks, circa Al-Ula, Saudi Arabia.
Art%5Bhur%5D
Art[hur]
Beware+the+arms+of+Lake+Maiden.
Beware the arms of Lake Maiden.
Join the conversation
The+Knights+of+Columbus+doing+their+best%2C+circa+1988.
The Knights of Columbus doing their best, circa 1988.
Pigeons+are+not+great+at+motherhood.
Pigeons are not great at motherhood.
That%26%238217%3Bs+executive+material.
That’s executive material.
You%26%238217%3Bll+have+to+try+harder+than+that%2C+gubment.
You’ll have to try harder than that, gubment.
%2Asad+kermie+noises%2A
*sad kermie noises*
We+do+live+in+a+simulation.
We do live in a simulation.
Shhh%26%238230%3B
Shhh…
This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+alli%5Bgato%5D+attack.
This is what it’s like when alli[gato] attack.