Why He Has A Whale Daughter

Why He Has A Whale Daughter

it’s just a question…

it’s just a question…

Funny Parenting Tweets to act as Birth Control

Funny Parenting Tweets to act as Birth Control

i wonder if they can avoid a smear campaign

i wonder if they can avoid a smear campaign

call me Autumn cause I’m leavin’

call me Autumn cause I’m leavin’

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now thats a tall glass of water

now thats a tall glass of water

brb getting myself a cowboy

brb getting myself a cowboy

do you think they’d allow carryons

do you think they’d allow carryons

they’ll never see it coming

they’ll never see it coming

and then when you post it the image compresses even more

and then when you post it the image compresses even more

whoever made this can burn in cell

whoever made this can burn in cell

at least that means I’m somebody’s treasure

at least that means I’m somebody’s treasure

the only mom to take good pictures

the only mom to take good pictures

thats the reason why i stayed single…right…?

thats the reason why i stayed single…right…?

no one nose why

no one nose why