Good parent

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

I could read here.

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

I don’t believe you.

Married life.

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

Science throw-down

I don’t know what to feel about this.

Pregnancy tests are hard.