Feeling Lucky?

When you get a dog to lose weight

When you get a dog to lose weight
This is not a negotiation
This is not a negotiation
Saving this for Halloween
Saving this for Halloween
Clickity click, clickity click
Clickity click, clickity click
The answer seems obvious
The answer seems obvious
because i’m a normal person
because i’m a normal person
Ivy league level
Ivy league level
just a little squeeze, please
just a little squeeze, please
Earns $20 million per movie role. Worth every penny
Earns $20 million per movie role. Worth every penny
sing along if you know the words
sing along if you know the words
please don’t answer
please don’t answer
We all know that person. I’m that person…
We all know that person. I’m that person…
You have to hear it in Ross’ voice
You have to hear it in Ross’ voice
time for payback
time for payback
officially not my problem
officially not my problem
the circle of “awww crap”
the circle of “awww crap”
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Join the conversation
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?