Words of wisdom by Nick Miller

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

this is how many sides a circle has

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning

toast and butter is an everyday phase

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel