When you returned from Vietnam

flying is like living in the wild west

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

sea urchins love hats

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

money on gandalf

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

yes, please

there’s no way a home made this soup

it has stories to tell

never letting go

would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?

forever young

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

i live at the zoo now

flipping the pick up line script