Instead of swearing at work

Instead of swearing at work

‘Merica at war.

‘Merica at war.

Growing trees.

One of my favorite scenes

One of my favorite scenes

10/10 would overdose.

10/10 would overdose.

$1,000,000 bathtub cut from a single piece of quartz.

$1,000,000 bathtub cut from a single piece of quartz.

Trying to sound important.

Trying to sound important.

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

There are two types of people

There are two types of people

I have a feeling Hitler would like Tumblr.

I have a feeling Hitler would like Tumblr.

My new favorite cat gif

My new favorite cat gif

Be careful what you wish for

Be careful what you wish for

You mean to tell me the third panel is incorrect?

You mean to tell me the third panel is incorrect?

When was the last time you had sex?

When was the last time you had sex?

Cosmospolitan – I’d buy the hell out of this magazine.

Cosmospolitan – I’d buy the hell out of this magazine.

You don’t know my life

You don’t know my life