Why vacuum cleaners are so loud

I come from a long line of everything. #muttlife

I’m a classically trained basket weaver.

I appreciate the optimism

What getting your life together looked like in 1998

Can confirm…

When teacher talks about quantum physics and i remember that i watched 1 episode of Rick and Morty

Browsing Mouse pads on Amazon when suddenly..

Such Latte

God Bless Public Defenders.

Proper savage lad…

And then the real fun begins…

You should have been here at 9 o’ clock

Hey gurrrl! It’s Marky Mark!

Car defense system from South Africa, where car jackings are common.

Share some coke with your soulmate