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Just one of the obvious differences between video games and real life

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

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this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

if you ever need to distract a guy, just ask him this simple question

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

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