My teenagers refuse to put their dishes in the dishwasher. So I put this above the sink.

My teenagers refuse to put their dishes in the dishwasher. So I put this above the sink.

new rule

grammar is fun

when you see the wings come out of the kitchen

when you see the wings come out of the kitchen

rainbow road and surge cola is a deadly combination

rainbow road and surge cola is a deadly combination

do something nice for a pig

do something nice for a pig

begin the debate

begin the debate

god bless america

god bless america

is the answer not c?

is the answer not c?

and then all he can do is turn around and desert you

and then all he can do is turn around and desert you

nothing in this world smells better than cinnabon

nothing in this world smells better than cinnabon

taco king

your haunted doll isn’t evil, it just needs enrichment activities

your haunted doll isn’t evil, it just needs enrichment activities

one giant leap of faith

one giant leap of faith

not the worst life, honestly

not the worst life, honestly

who wants to join me on team ‘eat a bagel?”

who wants to join me on team ‘eat a bagel?”