I Want Someone Like Patrick

I Want Someone Like Patrick

you need a new perspective

you need a new perspective

a real life video game

a real life video game

i prefer the fight of an orange. makes me earn its meat

i prefer the fight of an orange. makes me earn its meat

super sized push-ups

super sized push-ups

i’ve become what i feared the most

i’ve become what i feared the most

oh yeah!

seems like an upgrade to me

seems like an upgrade to me

set sail in your dreams

set sail in your dreams

so fetch

*drives to mcdonalds*

*drives to mcdonalds*

salem just out here living the dream

salem just out here living the dream

ostriches are mean

ostriches are mean

you get nothing!

you get nothing!

future chopped champion

future chopped champion

i’m gonna go with yes

i’m gonna go with yes